I worked as a gardener at a mental hospital and Martin, my manager, had an office to himself in the newer part of the building. One day the hospital director decided that Martin didn’t really need an office to himself and moved him to […]

Her: “I’m really broke!” Me: “How broke, we got paid just last week.” Her: “I’m down to my last pound.” Me: “Well if you’re considering selling your body let me know and I’ll ask around.” (There was a pause) Me: “Oh, wait, you’ve already […]

Working as a gardener for a mental hospital I needed a wheelbarrow to move a lot of soil, so I ordered one and when it arrived one of the maintenance guys put it together for me. One morning I started to move soil from […]